The Wedding

Lindsay (Thea Gill) and Mel (Michelle Clunie) have their "stag-ette" party, thrown by Leda (Nancy Sakovich), where a drag queen tarot card reader (Kent Staines) warns them against having their wedding while Mercury is in retrograde. But the two don't listen, and one disaster follows another. Finally, a desperate Melanie is forced to turn to Brian (Gale Harold) for help in pulling things together. Brian, meanwhile, wins a trip to Miami for the infamous "White Party" and informs the girls that he won't even be attending the wedding. Worse yet, he wants to bring Justin (Randy Harrison), the ring bearer, along with him. Vic's (Jack Wetherall) disability is being re-evaluated, so he decides to go back to work. He was once a chef, so Debbie (Sharon Gless) offers to get him a job working at the diner. Emmett (Peter Paige) has been pleasuring himself on the Internet for a while, and he's saved up enough money to get those butt implants he's been wanting. Ted (Scott Lowell) gives Michael (Hal Sparks) money to buy a wedding present from both of them for the girls, but the friends have a serious falling out over Michael's choice of gift.