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Episode Guide
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Series: Two and a Half Men
Series Progress: Episode 294 of 30198% Completed
Synopsis
When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the big, bad world. Walden is persuaded to give them both jobs... how long before it all goes wrong?, In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.
Cast
- Ashton Kutcher
- Jon Cryer
- Angus T. Jones
- Holland Taylor
- Conchata Ferrell
- Marin Hinkle
- Ryan Stiles
- Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Graham Patrick Martin
- Patton Oswalt
- Richard Whiten
- Judy Greer
- Charlie Sheen
- Amber Tamblyn
- Jane Lynch
- Chase Austin
- Ryan Heinke
- Lee Aronsohn
- Chuck Lorre
- Don Foster
- Oren Koules
- Kim Tannenbaum
- Eric Tannenbaum
- Don Reo
- Susan Beavers
- Mark Roberts
- Alem Brhan Sapp
- Eddie Gorodetsky
- Steven V. Silver
- Mark Burg
Director
Producer
📊 Series Binge Profile
Total Content Density: 150 hours 30 minutes (301 episodes)
Intensity Rating: Epic Binge - A massive saga. Set aside dedicated weekends for this run.
Binge Milestones
1 episode/day: 301 days
3 episodes/day: 101 days
5 episodes/day: 61 days
Episodes (301)
- S01E01 - Pilot Episode
- S01E01 - Aflevering 1
- S01E01 - 1. Bölüm
- S01E01 - Episode 1
- S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving
- S01E10 - Afsnit 10
- S01E10 - Episode 10
- S01E10 - 10. Bölüm
- S01E10 - Aflevering 10
- S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- S01E12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
- S01E12 - Episode 12
- S01E12 - 12. Bölüm
- S01E12 - Aflevering 12
- S01E13 - Episode 13
- S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
- S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
- S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
- S01E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
- S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards
- S01E02 - 2. Bölüm
- S01E02 - Episode 2
- S01E02 - Aflevering 2
- S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark?
- S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
- S01E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo
- S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
- S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- S01E03 - 3. Bölüm
- S01E03 - Aflevering 3
- S01E03 - Episode 3
- S01E04 - Episode 4
- S01E04 - Aflevering 4
- S01E04 - 4. Bölüm
- S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump
- S01E05 - 5. Bölüm
- S01E05 - Episode 5
- S01E05 - Aflevering 5
- S01E06 - 6. Bölüm
- S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- S01E06 - Aflevering 6
- S01E06 - Episode 6
- S01E07 - Aflevering 7
- S01E07 - 7. Bölüm
- S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
- S01E07 - Episode 7
- S01E08 - 8. Bölüm
- S01E08 - Episode 8
- S01E08 - Aflevering 8
- S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- S01E09 - Episode 9
- S01E09 - Aflevering 9
- S01E09 - Afsnit 9
- S01E09 - 9. Bölüm
- S01E09 - Phase One, Complete
- S10E01 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
- S10E10 - One Nut Johnson
- S10E11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- S10E12 - Welcome to Alancrest
- S10E13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
- S10E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
- S10E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- S10E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- S10E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- S10E18 - The 9:04 From Pemberton
- S10E19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
- S10E20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- S10E21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond
- S10E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
- S10E23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
- S10E03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- S10E04 - You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
- S10E05 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
- S10E06 - Ferrets, Attack!
- S10E07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
- S10E08 - Something My Gynecologist Said
- S10E09 - I Scream When I Pee
- S11E01 - Nangnangnangnang
- S11E10 - On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
- S11E11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
- S11E12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- S11E13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
- S11E14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
- S11E15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- S11E16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- S11E18 - West Side Story
- S11E19 - Aflevering 19
- S11E19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
- S11E19 - Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- S11E19 - Episode 19
- S11E19 - Afsnit 19
- S11E19 - 19. Bölüm
- S11E19 - Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- S11E02 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- S11E20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- S11E21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- S11E22 - Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
- S11E03 - This Unblessed Biscuit
- S11E04 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- S11E05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- S11E06 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- S11E07 - Afsnit 7
- S11E07 - Aflevering 7
- S11E07 - 7. Bölüm
- S11E07 - Episode 7
- S11E07 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- S11E08 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- S11E09 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- S12E01 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
- S12E10 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- S12E11 - Here I Come, Pants!
- S12E12 - For Whom the Booty Calls
- S12E13 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
- S12E14 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
- S12E15 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- S12E16 - Of Course He's Dead
- S12E02 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- S12E03 - Glamping in a Yurt
- S12E04 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- S12E05 - Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
- S12E07 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
- S12E08 - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
- S12E09 - Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
- S02E01 - Back Off, Mary Poppins
- S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
- S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan
- S02E13 - Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
- S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things With Coconut
- S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
- S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
- S02E18 - It Was 'Mame,' Mom
- S02E19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
- S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
- S02E03 - A Bag Full of Jawea
- S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
- S02E05 - Bad News From the Clinic?
- S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor
- S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
- S03E10 - Something Salty and Twisted
- S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
- S03E12 - That Special Tug
- S03E13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
- S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- S03E15 - My Tongue Is Meat
- S03E16 - Ergo, the Booty Call
- S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
- S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
- S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens
- S03E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie
- S03E24 - That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite
- S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
- S03E05 - We Call It Mr. Pinky
- S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
- S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
- S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
- S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
- S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol
- S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
- S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- S04E15 - My Damn Stalker
- S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
- S04E17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie
- S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
- S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers?
- S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- S04E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
- S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
- S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin
- S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
- S04E03 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
- S04E04 - A Pot-Smoking Monkey
- S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity
- S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
- S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
- S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
- S05E11 - Meander to Your Dander
- S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- S05E13 - The Soil Is Moist
- S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time
- S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
- S05E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer
- S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
- S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
- S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
- S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- S05E04 - City of Great Racks
- S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- S05E07 - The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
- S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- S05E09 - Tight's Good
- S06E01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
- S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
- S06E11 - The Devil's Lube
- S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
- S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don
- S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- S06E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat
- S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
- S06E17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
- S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head
- S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule
- S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb
- S06E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
- S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
- S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
- S06E23 - Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
- S06E24 - Baseball Was Better With Steroids
- S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
- S06E05 - A Jock Strap in Hell
- S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week
- S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth
- S06E09 - The Mooch at the Boo
- S07E01 - 818-jlkpuzo
- S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
- S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
- S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps!
- S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
- S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
- S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
- S07E17 - I Found Your Moustache
- S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
- S07E19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
- S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
- S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo
- S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey
- S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
- S07E03 - Mmm, Fish. Yum
- S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child
- S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb
- S07E07 - Untainted by Filth
- S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
- S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- S08E01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
- S08E10 - Ow, Ow Don't Stop
- S08E11 - Dead from the Waist Down
- S08E12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
- S08E13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
- S08E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- S08E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- S08E16 - That Darn Priest
- S08E02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- S08E03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- S08E04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- S08E05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- S08E06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- S08E07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- S08E08 - Springtime on a Stick
- S08E09 - A Good Time in Central Africa
- S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- S09E10 - Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- S09E11 - What A Lovely Landing Strip
- S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- S09E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- S09E14 - A Possum on Chemo
- S09E15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
- S09E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- S09E17 - Not In My Mouth!
- S09E18 - The War Against Gingivitis
- S09E19 - Palmdale, Ech
- S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes
- S09E20 - Grandma's Pie
- S09E21 - Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
- S09E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
- S09E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Viewing
- S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers
- S09E05 - Giant Cat Holding Churro
- S09E06 - The Squat and the Hover
- S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- S09E08 - Thanks for the Intercourse
- S09E09 - Frodo's Headshots