EPISODETSThe Sea Is a Harsh Mistress2006
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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
30m episode runtime
From Two and a Half Men
A 30-minute family episode from Two and a Half Men, Season 4, Episode 3.
Episodes are easier to follow from the main series page.
Series Progress: Episode 208 of 31766% Completed
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Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. Later, after nearly drowning, he is convinced he saw his late father.
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FAQ
How long is The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress?
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress runs for 30m for this episode.
What language is it available in?
The primary language listed for this title is English.
What kind of episode is this?
It is tagged under family, comedy, troubled relationships, divorce.
How big is the series commitment?
This series currently shows 317 episodes across 12 seasons, about 158h 30m total.
Episodes (317)
- S01E01 Pilot Episode 30m
- S01E01 1. Bölüm
- S01E01 Episode 1
- S01E01 Aflevering 1
- S01E10 10. Bölüm
- S01E10 Episode 10
- S01E10 Aflevering 10
- S01E10 Afsnit 10
- S01E10 Merry Thanksgiving 30m
- S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 30m
- S01E12 Aflevering 12
- S01E12 12. Bölüm
- S01E12 Episode 12
- S01E12 Camel Filters and Pheromones 30m
- S01E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 30m
- S01E13 Episode 13
- S01E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 30m
- S01E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 30m
- S01E16 That Was Saliva, Alan 30m
- S01E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 30m
- S01E18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 30m
- S01E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 30m
- S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards 30m
- S01E02 Episode 2
- S01E02 2. Bölüm
- S01E02 Aflevering 2
- S01E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark? 30m
- S01E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 30m
- S01E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 30m
- S01E23 Just Like Buffalo 30m
- S01E24 Can You Feel My Finger? 30m
- S01E03 Aflevering 3
- S01E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 30m
- S01E03 Episode 3
- S01E03 3. Bölüm
- S01E04 Episode 4
- S01E04 4. Bölüm
- S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 30m
- S01E04 Aflevering 4
- S01E05 Aflevering 5
- S01E05 Episode 5
- S01E05 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump 30m
- S01E05 5. Bölüm
- S01E06 Aflevering 6
- S01E06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 30m
- S01E06 Episode 6
- S01E06 6. Bölüm
- S01E07 Episode 7
- S01E07 Aflevering 7
- S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 30m
- S01E07 7. Bölüm
- S01E08 8. Bölüm
- S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful 30m
- S01E08 Aflevering 8
- S01E08 Episode 8
- S01E09 Episode 9
- S01E09 Afsnit 9
- S01E09 Aflevering 9
- S01E09 9. Bölüm
- S01E09 Phase One, Complete 30m
- S10E01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 30m
- S10E10 One Nut Johnson 30m
- S10E11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 30m
- S10E12 Welcome to Alancrest 30m
- S10E13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 30m
- S10E14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 30m
- S10E15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 30m
- S10E16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 30m
- S10E17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 30m
- S10E18 The 9:04 From Pemberton 30m
- S10E19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 30m
- S10E20 Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 30m
- S10E21 Another Night With Neil Diamond 30m
- S10E22 My Bodacious Vidalia 30m
- S10E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 30m
- S10E03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 30m
- S10E04 You Do Know What the Lollipop's For 30m
- S10E05 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 30m
- S10E06 Ferrets, Attack! 30m
- S10E07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 30m
- S10E08 Something My Gynecologist Said 30m
- S10E09 I Scream When I Pee 30m
- S11E01 Nangnangnangnang 30m
- S11E10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! 30m
- S11E11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts 30m
- S11E12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 30m
- S11E13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 30m
- S11E14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 30m
- S11E15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 30m
- S11E16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 30m
- S11E18 West Side Story 30m
- S11E19 Episode 19
- S11E19 Afsnit 19
- S11E19 Aflevering 19
- S11E19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 30m
- S11E19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- S11E19 19. Bölüm
- S11E19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- S11E02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 30m
- S11E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 30m
- S11E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 30m
- S11E22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 30m
- S11E03 This Unblessed Biscuit 30m
- S11E04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 30m
- S11E05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 30m
- S11E06 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 30m
- S11E07 7. Bölüm
- S11E07 Afsnit 7
- S11E07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 30m
- S11E07 Aflevering 7
- S11E07 Episode 7
- S11E08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 30m
- S11E09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 30m
- S12E01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 30m
- S12E10 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 30m
- S12E11 Here I Come, Pants! 30m
- S12E12 For Whom the Booty Calls 30m
- S12E13 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 30m
- S12E14 Episode 14
- S12E14 Afsnit 14
- S12E14 14. Bölüm
- S12E14 Aflevering 14
- S12E14 Boompa Loved His Hookers 30m
- S12E15 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 30m
- S12E15 15. Bölüm
- S12E15 Afsnit 15
- S12E15 Aflevering 15
- S12E15 Episode 15
- S12E16 Episode 16
- S12E16 Aflevering 16
- S12E16 Afsnit 16
- S12E16 16. Bölüm
- S12E16 Of Course He's Dead 30m
- S12E02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 30m
- S12E02 Afsnit 2
- S12E02 Episode 2
- S12E02 2. Bölüm
- S12E02 Aflevering 2
- S12E03 Glamping in a Yurt 30m
- S12E04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 30m
- S12E05 Oontz, Oontz, Oontz 30m
- S12E07 Alan Shot a Little Girl 30m
- S12E08 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner 30m
- S12E09 Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey 30m
- S02E01 Back Off, Mary Poppins 30m
- S02E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 30m
- S02E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 30m
- S02E12 A Lungful of Alan 30m
- S02E13 Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 30m
- S02E14 Those Big Pink Things With Coconut 30m
- S02E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 30m
- S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 30m
- S02E17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 30m
- S02E18 It Was 'Mame,' Mom 30m
- S02E19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 30m
- S02E02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 30m
- S02E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 30m
- S02E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 30m
- S02E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 30m
- S02E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 30m
- S02E24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 30m
- S02E03 A Bag Full of Jawea 30m
- S02E04 Go Get Mommy's Bra 30m
- S02E05 Bad News From the Clinic? 30m
- S02E06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 30m
- S02E07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 30m
- S02E08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 30m
- S02E09 Yes, Monsignor 30m
- S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts 30m
- S03E10 Something Salty and Twisted 30m
- S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned 30m
- S03E12 That Special Tug 30m
- S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 30m
- S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 30m
- S03E15 My Tongue Is Meat 30m
- S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call 30m
- S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 30m
- S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 30m
- S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 30m
- S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 30m
- S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 30m
- S03E21 And the Plot Moistens 30m
- S03E22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 30m
- S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie 30m
- S03E24 That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite 30m
- S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 30m
- S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs 30m
- S03E05 We Call It Mr. Pinky 30m
- S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One 30m
- S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 30m
- S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do 30m
- S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend 30m
- S04E10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln 30m
- S04E11 Walnuts and Demerol 30m
- S04E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 30m
- S04E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 30m
- S04E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 30m
- S04E15 My Damn Stalker 30m
- S04E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 30m
- S04E17 I Merely Slept With a Commie 30m
- S04E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 30m
- S04E02 Who's Vod Kanockers? 30m
- S04E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 30m
- S04E21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 30m
- S04E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 30m
- S04E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin 30m
- S04E24 Prostitutes and Gelato 30m
- S04E03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 30m Viewing
- S04E04 A Pot-Smoking Monkey 30m
- S04E05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 30m
- S04E06 Apologies for the Frivolity 30m
- S04E07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 30m
- S04E09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 30m
- S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 30m
- S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 30m
- S05E11 Meander to Your Dander 30m
- S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 30m
- S05E13 The Soil Is Moist 30m
- S05E14 Winky-Dink Time 30m
- S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction 30m
- S05E16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 30m
- S05E17 Fish in a Drawer 30m
- S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk 30m
- S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 30m
- S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon 30m
- S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 30m
- S05E04 City of Great Racks 30m
- S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 30m
- S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 30m
- S05E07 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 30m
- S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 30m
- S05E09 Tight's Good 30m
- S06E01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 30m
- S06E10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 30m
- S06E11 The Devil's Lube 30m
- S06E12 Thank God for Scoliosis 30m
- S06E13 I Think You Offended Don 30m
- S06E14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 30m
- S06E15 I'd Like to Start With the Cat 30m
- S06E16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 30m
- S06E17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 30m
- S06E18 My Son's Enormous Head 30m
- S06E19 The Two Finger Rule 30m
- S06E02 Pie Hole, Herb 30m
- S06E20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 30m
- S06E21 Above Exalted Cyclops 30m
- S06E22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 30m
- S06E23 Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth 30m
- S06E24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids 30m
- S06E03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 30m
- S06E04 The Flavin' and the Mavin 30m
- S06E05 A Jock Strap in Hell 30m
- S06E06 It's Always Nazi Week 30m
- S06E07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 30m
- S06E08 Pinocchio's Mouth 30m
- S06E09 The Mooch at the Boo 30m
- S07E01 818-jlkpuzo 30m
- S07E10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room 30m
- S07E11 Warning, It's Dirty 30m
- S07E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 30m
- S07E13 Yay, No Polyps! 30m
- S07E14 Crude and Uncalled For 30m
- S07E15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 30m
- S07E16 Tinkle Like a Princess 30m
- S07E17 I Found Your Moustache 30m
- S07E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 30m
- S07E19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave 30m
- S07E02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 30m
- S07E20 I Called Him Magoo 30m
- S07E21 Gumby with a Pokey 30m
- S07E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 30m
- S07E03 Mmm, Fish. Yum 30m
- S07E04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 30m
- S07E05 For the Sake of the Child 30m
- S07E06 Give Me Your Thumb 30m
- S07E07 Untainted by Filth 30m
- S07E08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle 30m
- S07E09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 30m
- S08E01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 30m
- S08E10 Ow, Ow Don't Stop 30m
- S08E11 Dead from the Waist Down 30m
- S08E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 30m
- S08E13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 30m
- S08E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 30m
- S08E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 30m
- S08E16 That Darn Priest 30m
- S08E02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 30m
- S08E03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 30m
- S08E04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 30m
- S08E05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 30m
- S08E06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 30m
- S08E07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 30m
- S08E08 Springtime on a Stick 30m
- S08E09 A Good Time in Central Africa 30m
- S09E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 30m
- S09E10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 30m
- S09E11 What A Lovely Landing Strip 30m
- S09E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 30m
- S09E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 30m
- S09E14 A Possum on Chemo 30m
- S09E15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 30m
- S09E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 30m
- S09E17 Not In My Mouth! 30m
- S09E18 The War Against Gingivitis 30m
- S09E19 Palmdale, Ech 30m
- S09E02 People Who Love Peepholes 30m
- S09E20 Grandma's Pie 30m
- S09E21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes 30m
- S09E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 30m
- S09E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 30m
- S09E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 30m
- S09E04 Nine Magic Fingers 30m
- S09E05 Giant Cat Holding Churro 30m
- S09E06 The Squat and the Hover 30m
- S09E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 30m
- S09E08 Thanks for the Intercourse 30m
- S09E09 Frodo's Headshots 30m
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