Boring

The boys are horribly bored. They try a game of Monopoly to break the tedium, but Neil (Nigel Planer) ruins the game by spending too much time digging a grave in the garden for his post-suicide corpse. Mr. Balowski (Alexei Sayle) shows up with an elliptical note. In Hell, a couple of demons plot future soul-thievery and torture a man. The boys' favorite TV show ("Bastard Squad") is interrupted by coverage of a siege, which only serves to bore them more, even though it's happening, unbeknownst to them, in their own house. They go on a long walk to a pub, where Madness has just performed. They get no respect from the band or from the barmaid, who just happens to be Vyvyan's (Adrian Edmondson) estranged mother. One of the demons shows up at the house, but he just can't manage to bother Neil. Vyvyan is perturbed after he accidentally slices off one of his fingers. Perhaps a visiting spaceship will make things less boring, or maybe not.