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Episode Guide
The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop
Series: Mr. Show With Bob and David
Synopsis
In this episode of Mr. Show, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross take on self-congratulatory celebrities and their charitable works. Bob takes the stage to introduce the show while running in place, part of his "Annual Ten Day Run for People With Full-Blown Entitilitus." David tries to demonstrate his own charitable leanings, pointing out that "David's Kids," a trio of wide-eyed moppets, are in the audience. Bob points out that this doesn't count, because they're actually David's illegitimate children. Bob has to explain the meaning of charity to David -- "Charity is something you do for people while other people are watching." Bob also calls a blind man, Gary (David), to read him the funnies. It turns out Gary is a successful, busy executive, but as he puts it, "I like to take a few minutes to let a non-handicapped person 'help' me. It gives a sense of purpose to their otherwise meaningless existence." There's also a sketch about "Coupon: The Movie," a huge Hollywood flop, for which a movie executive (John Ennis) berates his staff. As one of them indignantly points out, "People love the coupon. They should love the movie!" Another movie exec (David) says they shouldn't blame themselves, but the public. "They tricked us into believing that this coupon is what they wanted to see," he rants. "The American public has screwed the movie industry over for the last time!" The movie company successfully sues America, and everyone is sentenced to one viewing of the film. Naturally, the film people use the judge's ruling -- "This is the movie all of America must see"-- as a blurb in their ad campaign.
📊 Series Binge Profile
Total Content Density: 15 hours 0 minutes (30 episodes)
Intensity Rating: Relaxed Watch - Easy viewing. Perfect for casual watches.
Binge Milestones
1 episode/day: 30 days
3 episodes/day: 10 days
5 episodes/day: 6 days
Episodes (30)
- S01E01 - The Cry of a Hungry Baby
- S01E02 - What to Think
- S01E03 - We Regret to Inform You
- S01E04 - Who Let You In?
- S02E01 - Now, Who Wants Ice Cream?
- S02E02 - A Talking Junkie?
- S02E03 - The Biggest Failure In Broadway History
- S02E04 - If You're Going to Write A Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces In There
- S02E05 - Operation Hell on Earth
- S02E06 - The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop Viewing
- S03E01 - Heaven's Chimney
- S03E10 - The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost
- S03E02 - Peanut Butter, Eggs, and Dice
- S03E03 - Oh, You Men
- S03E04 - Flat Top Tony and the Purple Canoes
- S03E05 - Please. Don't Kill Me
- S03E06 - Goin' on a Holiday
- S03E07 - Bush Is a P.
- S03E08 - It's a No Brainer
- S03E09 - A White Man Set Them Free
- S04E01 - Life Is Precious and God and the Bible
- S04E10 - Patriotism, Pepper, and Professionalism
- S04E02 - Show Me Your Weenis
- S04E03 - Rudy Will Await Your Foundation
- S04E04 - The Story Of Everest
- S04E05 - It's Perfectly Understandishable
- S04E06 - It's Insane this Guy's Taint!
- S04E07 - Eat Rotten Fruit from a S. Tree
- S04E08 - Like Chickens...Delicious Chickens
- S04E09 - Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions