Teen Lust

A socially awkward teen races to lose his virginity when he discovers he has been selected as a sacrifice for Satan in this infernally fun twist on the typical teen sex comedy. Neil (Jesse Carere) is an average teenager from a devoutly religious family. But Neil's parents don't pray to Jesus, Mohammed, or Buddha; they worship at the altar of the almighty Beelzebub. From the day Neil was born his parents have been grooming him for a very special purpose, and now that he's turning 18, the church is conducting a sacred ritual with him as the guest of honor. When Neil and his best friend (Daryl Sabara) realize that means being sacrificed by his church's sinister high priest (Cary Elwes), however, they beat a hasty retreat with a flock of Satanists in hot pursuit. Now in order to survive the night, Neil has got to get laid. But it's hard to find a willing girl when you're the laughing stock of your entire school, and every attempt Neil makes at to doing the deed only ends in disaster. Meanwhile, should Neil end up back on the sacrificial altar, his death will usher in a glorious new age of darkness the likes of which mankind has never seen before.